I am a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all.

Oh, we are, indeed, blessed to be young and in Russia.

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

teafortrouble:

so you know how the running thing with the Striders is that none of them are legitimately cool and they’re all huge dorks

well

I humbly submit that Bro’s fingerless gloves aren’t even the objectively cool kind. They’re literally just these.

image

He wears ‘em all the time because there is nothing awesome about suffering early arthritis from all that smuppet sewing.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

wishingformemoria:

THIS IS CUTE AS HECK

OH MY GOSH

hk-homestuck:

Oh look a square composition I wonder what this was drawn for???

hk-homestuck:

Oh look a square composition I wonder what this was drawn for???

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

faypants:

Three photos taken in the same place, different times of the year.