I am a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all.
Oh, we are, indeed, blessed to be young and in Russia.
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
so you know how the running thing with the Striders is that none of them are legitimately cool and they’re all huge dorks
I humbly submit that Bro’s fingerless gloves aren’t even the objectively cool kind. They’re literally just these.
He wears ‘em all the time because there is nothing awesome about suffering early arthritis from all that smuppet sewing.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
THIS IS CUTE AS HECK
OH MY GOSH
Oh look a square composition I wonder what this was drawn for???
Three photos taken in the same place, different times of the year.